Post by tyger roberts - horowitz on Aug 1, 2008 14:24:21 GMT -5
[/color]MISS SPAZZ QUEEN !
i roll with pretty bitches and gorgeous assholes. (:[/center]
the name • the name's zoe elizabeth, and don't you forget it. i hate my middle name, so don't mention it, or i'll fork you to death. i'd like to change it, but i keep it in memory of my great-grandma whose named was elizabeth. all my nicknames come off my first name, and don't you dare try making names like lizzie, or i will kill you - like i said before. i've got too many nicknames to count anymore - zazz, zazu, zoo, zoolander, zo, zo zo, zee, zee zee, splat, tink, bambi, whore. feel free to make new ones, under my conditions. (:
"there's an omen ... in the bread!" - spanish class.
the stats • so i've been rolling mad deep for fifteen years, and i'm starting junior year ( reppin class of 2010 ) in the fall. i'm a youngin, i know, so shove it. (: i was bumped up a grade when i moved over here. don't let it catch you off guard, i still act like a seven year old boy. yes, i'm not a native californian. my family moved here when i was four. i used to live in chertsey - england, but now we live in norcal. i love love love it, even if the temperatures are dumb and lame. i'm five five and one twenty, most of it's muscle. classic blonde hair and green eyes - i think i'm pretty decent looking. xD
"do dinosaurs have nipples?" - very philosophical discussion.
the heritage • i'm a mutt - no really. i've got english, scottish, norweigen, zimbabwean and south african. but that's only from my parents - no grandparents and shit. from the rest of the family i'm irish, german, french, spanish, portugese, finnish, dutch, and only god knows what else. like i said, i'm a mutt. too bad i look like a white american. D:
"i'm going to give him mood-altering drugs."
"you mean tranquilizers?"
"no, they're more like ... yeah, they're tranquilizers." - barn discussions.
"you mean tranquilizers?"
"no, they're more like ... yeah, they're tranquilizers." - barn discussions.
the habits • i tend to use large words like superfluous in casual conversation. i wear jeans in ninety degree weather. i bite my tongue when i think. i bite my nails. i have double jointed toes. i type at 80 wpm. i can wiggle my nose. i can raise my left eyebrow on its own, but not the right. i pretend that i have an accent. i don't go anywhere without my phone and ipod. i cuss like a sailor - except in my house. i belch - loudly. i never seem to lack energy - i'm the energizer bunny. i accidentally crack open my lips often. i'm too blunt for my own good. i make weird faces - all the time. i throw up peace signs - even when i'm not taking pictures. i stick out my tongue for no good reason. i sing really badly when i'm hyper. i yell out things while walking on the street - things like "i love drugs." i get really shy when i'm around guys i like. i text almost as fast as i type. i constantly act like i'm on drugs - on accident. i refuse to eat anything blue - i consider blueberries to be purple.
"fish live in water ... thus they cannot drown." - my sudden epiphany.
the loves • friends, family, running, animals, biology, english, spanish, my pets, horseback riding, soccer, football, basketball, baseball, rugby, cricket, mini-golf, rolling down hills, taking pictures, sleeping, eating, french fries, chocolate, double chocolate chip frappucinos, the sun, rain, storms, sunset, nature, reading, partying, some alcohol, being dumb, prank calls, listening to music, messing with my dad's radio, traveling, south africa, meeting new people, working with animals, my job, being immature, facebook, showers, guy's eyes, smiles, laughing, seeing my friends, doing illegal things, nighttime, surprises, surprising people, pepsi - not coke though, jeans, my vans, being weird, being different, driving, running in the rain, flirting with guys, kisses, hugs, being loved, blair - of course, learning knew things, collecting rubber ducks, eyeliner, mascara, subway - or quiznos, burger king - not mcdonalds, being warm, being treated like a princess, nice guys - as opposed to the douchebags, being understood, my cell phone, my ipod, my laptop, the internet, safari animals - giraffes and zebras in particular, analog photography.
"no sorry, i don't beat up transvestites. it goes against my morals." - trying to get my boyfriend at the time, to get this creepy kid to stop stalking me.
the loathes • bitches, assholes, backstabbers, brussel sprouts, blue food - i don't consider blueberries blue, getting in trouble, being grounded, getting my ipod or phone taken away, druggies, pushy guys, ignorant people, judgemental people, people who rain on my parade, adults - only the ones who look down on me for being a kid, getting hit on blatantly - be subtle at least, most rap music, classical music, sharing a room with my sister, spoilt brats, desperate people, clones - be unique, sluts - and/or whores, pda - when it's over the top at least, when my parents are unfair, stupidity, closed minded people.
"you broke the couch, you get negative god points now!" - weird times at youth group.
the future plans • graduate from high school - duh, go to either ucdavis or oxford, get undergrad in biology, graduate in three years - oxford, graduate in four years - ucdavis, get a baller job, go back to ucdavis, get graduate degree in veterinary science, be an equine veterinarian, maybe get married, be happy - for sure for sure.
"ali, everyone goes gay for louis!" - after watching interview with a vampire.
the family • so i've got the two parents - obviously. my dad is sixty something and english. my mom is fourty something and zimbabwean by birth, but she's white. they're still together, even after seventeen years - fifteen of which they had me around. xD i've got an adopted older sister. she's twenty years old and mexican. the younger brother is a blood relative and he's thirteen and annoying as fuck! my younger sister is also adopted, and she's seven, chinese, and drives me absolutely insane. i've got one horse named lance, he's a thirteen year old arabian gelding. two dogs of course, tilly and spike. they're five and three, and are both australian shepherds. i've got four cats, but we only know what one of them is - zorra, leo, pope and shady. zorra is a ragdoll, the rest and unknown. my brother has a snake who i actually love. his name is scaley, and i don't know how old he is. xD we're fostering three kittens right now - minnie, gus gus and dusty. we don't know what any of them are, but we know that dusty is part feral cat, and she makes it known. she hisses and bites people - alot.
"key words - playa federal!" - february break in mexico.
the media love • gossip girl, csi - all three, numbers, ncis, criminal intent, without a trace, house, bones, doctor who, torchwood, veronica mars - while it was on, supernatural, the descent, twenty eight days later, the notebook, titanic, she's the man, never back down, coach carter, love and basketball, alpha dog, lords of dogtown, indiana jones - the old and new, 3:10 to yuma, hoop dreams, knocked up, i am legend, my favourite highway, all time low, we the kings, cartel, motion city soundtrack, cobra starship, metro station, the rocket summer, the academy is, boys like girls, the fray, jack's mannequin, foo fighters, paramore, every avenue, oar, red jumpsuit apparatus.
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