*/ last nite !

[gipsi]

aka amber, amberlynne, ambs, bambi & a few others not to be mentioned ! btwww, there must be something wrong with me, i don't even like bright colors !

blahhh, so you already know the name is amber yo. it's the worst name ever, as far as i'm convinced. you know, after lucinda. really, reminds me of a witch. anyway, speaking of name the coolest has to be barack obama. who doesn't want that name, really? i'd trade amber for obama lynne just about any day. c: i'm fifteen and live in the lame ass state of maine where about the most interesting thing in this town is to video tape shit and put it on youtube for others to laugh. kind of like this, that's funny stuff yo. eben is pimp & that's all i have to say for the moment until i think of something else !

harder, better, faster, stronger ! ahh, sorry, listening to itunes fucks with my brain for real. i randomly type song lyrics when i don't mean to. it's not a good habit at all. music is amazing though. it's the best medicine for all types of fucked up illnesses we can get. some of my favorites are n.e.r.d. , jet , daft punk , muse , the ramones , metallica , kenna , nirvana , the darkness , the strokes , rooney and far too many more to mention ! i can't play an instrument to save my life though it was tragic in fifth grade when someone stole my clarinet. i never found the thing. shame really. i'm still convinced rockband is the best game ever. don't try to change my mind !

i have a really super unhealthy obsession with fernando torres the most beautiful man alive. trying to convince me otherwise doesn't work. i'm in love. ♥ kind of like karen and the jonas brothers ! c: really though, the man is beautiful. i'd have those babies in a second and i don't even want kids ! obviously you've got to love mr. man bangs ( chace crawford ) too ! don't be jealous dreww ! i think with the mention of drew it's time for my honorable mentions. i know you're jealous that there are only two, aka kaliannn / ferdie, norah, etccc. & dreww who unfortunately has no nicknames orr aliases at the moment ! tragiccc. he'll get one soon. honorable mentions are hard to get, really, you need to be cooler than slj and only someone amazing can accomplish such a thing !

okay so those three basics are out of the way now let's get tot he boring stuff ! everyone wants to know all about my life i'm sure of it. i'll start with how many times i've almost died. only three but whatever, they were horrific ! i almost drowned in a pool on vacation when my parents and i went to hershey park in pennsylvania. oh yeah, i'm an only child btw. it's amazing. then in the mall i choked on an ice cube from macdonalds, my mom freaked out. i've teased her with fake chocking more than once just because i'm an awesome kid c: oh and then i almost got electrocuted to death. but i've never broken a bone, gotten a cavity or had to go to the hospital for any reason ! ahh. i rock.

talking about me gets boring quite quickly so i give up now ! ohhh, and i don't have pictures because my friends decided to throw my camera in the lake ! they're so kind, i know. if i get another one i'll have to take some new pics and post them. as of now, however, that's it ! sfofnp, i forgot that my msn is [e-mail] , add meee !

[knox alexander]

i feel so honored. and i'm not jealous about your unhealthy obsession with man bangs. and furthermore, drew is a nickname already and i've also been known as stripperman which is a long story and mostly extremely embarrassing. you can figure out the rest, dirty, cheap portuguese is another one.

p.s. throw your friends in a lake because you've surpassed slj. it's like a license to kill.